Knee Deep in the Rivers of Rage

Those Canadians. They look like us, they can learn to talk like us, and they sneak across the border to take our jobs.
Recently de-classified documents detail exactly who's Canadian, and who isn't. Boy, was I surprised!
Like Alex Trebek, one of those "sexy" Canadians.
And anchorman Peter Jennings, seen here with yet another Canadian, Pam Anderson. And soul man, Dan Akroyd, who not only is NOT black, but actually Canadian! Surprise! In the realm of athletics, Canadians have also usurped worthy Americans. Fact: Wayne Gretzky, Canadian!
This isn't a recent phenomenon, either. Did you know that John MacDonald, Canada's first Prime Minister, was a Canadian? Get the facts! Suspect your friends!