Knee Deep in the Rivers of Rage

It's a heat wave. And yesterday I set off for an ill-advised round of errands in 96 degree torment.

All was not lost, however, for I got to see this:




Shorts, a crappy threadbare shirt and sweltering formless beige leather boots. What the hell kind of boots are they, anyways?

All that's left for the bold is a future of ice and steel.

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Per the recommendation of our very expensive consultant, we at Rivers Of Rage, Inc. have decided that it is in the best interests of our Board, our shareholders, and our recently outsourced workers, to cease updates from The Million Dollar Website and give those foolish, starry-eyed wimps their own BLOG.