Monday, November 28, 2005
What if a Restaurant could Happen at Home? Thanksgiving!
As you can read, I have been to at least 11 restaurants in my lifetime. That's a whole heck of a lot! Now ponder this: What if the same great food and spirit could be enjoyed at home?
I put my best minds on it:
These powerful gentlemen were schooled at exclusive East Coast universities. They were in the best fraternities. Now, they're making a difference in the boardroom and they drive Buicks. Do you? Hell no, you don't. This is you:
Look at you, Mr. Macho man, lifting weights, smoking a pipe, bragging about the latest "skank" you "nailed." You make me puke.
Anyway, the PowerMen came up with a PowerPoint and presented it to K.D.I.T.R.O.R. Their PowerProposal? Thanksgiving! The big meal your in-laws cook for you in your own home! Even I, the Author, got in on the action by hunting and BBQing a Turkey bird! Awesome!
Check, please! I'll have what he's having! Reservations for 8! Are these mints free? (Yes, it's your house!)
I put my best minds on it:
These powerful gentlemen were schooled at exclusive East Coast universities. They were in the best fraternities. Now, they're making a difference in the boardroom and they drive Buicks. Do you? Hell no, you don't. This is you:
Look at you, Mr. Macho man, lifting weights, smoking a pipe, bragging about the latest "skank" you "nailed." You make me puke.
Anyway, the PowerMen came up with a PowerPoint and presented it to K.D.I.T.R.O.R. Their PowerProposal? Thanksgiving! The big meal your in-laws cook for you in your own home! Even I, the Author, got in on the action by hunting and BBQing a Turkey bird! Awesome!
Check, please! I'll have what he's having! Reservations for 8! Are these mints free? (Yes, it's your house!)
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Restaurant #11: Bow Hon Seafood Clay Pot
November 15, 2005.
This blog thing. I don't know anymore. How long since I last reviewed a restaurant? Do you even care? Do I? Question mark?
So we went to Bow Hon Seafood Clay Pot. And as luck would have it, I ate an entire clay pot, jammed full of seafood.
Oh, be quiet. It wasn't big. And I didn't eat the whole thing. But it did get me thinking...
...thinking about...
...dogs doing beer bongs.
This blog thing. I don't know anymore. How long since I last reviewed a restaurant? Do you even care? Do I? Question mark?
So we went to Bow Hon Seafood Clay Pot. And as luck would have it, I ate an entire clay pot, jammed full of seafood.
Oh, be quiet. It wasn't big. And I didn't eat the whole thing. But it did get me thinking...
...thinking about...
...dogs doing beer bongs.
Friday, November 04, 2005
FUCKTOBER. or, A Month Without Blogging.
Awesome! I made it an entire MONTH without posting to my blog. To all the HATERS 
out there who said I couldn't do it: I could do it. And I did. So there.
My amazing achievement is a lot like a breath-holding contest (also called "holding your breath contest") - where you win not by doing, but by NOT doing. I've proven to myself (and all the HATERS) that I'm truly capable of not doing something when I set my powerful mind to it.
The Ancients also practiced this.
They called it "kozmik konsciousnezz."
out there who said I couldn't do it: I could do it. And I did. So there.My amazing achievement is a lot like a breath-holding contest (also called "holding your breath contest") - where you win not by doing, but by NOT doing. I've proven to myself (and all the HATERS) that I'm truly capable of not doing something when I set my powerful mind to it.
The Ancients also practiced this.
They called it "kozmik konsciousnezz."
